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May 02

Pointless Pet Peeve: When people call an ape a monkey.

improper:

eenkzzos:

Orangutans are not monkeys

Chimpanzees are not monkeys

Gorillas are not monkeys

Bonobos are not monkeysFUCKING GIBBONS AREN’T EVEN MONKEYS. 

Glad i’m not the only one who thinks this! (Btw we didnt evolve from monkeys, it was apes!) 

i have the same weird pet peeve…my wife makes fun of me for it.  this is serious.

Nov 30

The politeness masks a deep sexual deviance.

(Source: incarbonite, via herdirtylittleheart)